"Anh 'the Iron Lion' was at Fengxue, sitting by the fireside, when a certain minister of education came to visit. Seeing Anh there, he immediately asked, "How do you get out of the burning of the world?"

Anh picked up a poker and stirred the fire. The minister tried to think of something to say. Anh said, "Minister of Education, Minister of Education.""

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-Treasury of the Eye of True Teaching #180